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Old March 18th, 2010, 06:59 PM
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A preacher from Phoenix, a preacher from Fairbanks, and a preacher from Seattle went to a convention and met at the "welcome" reception. After introducing themselves, the preacher from Seattle turned to the preacher from Phoenix and said, "Tell me -- how do you stand all that heat in Arizona?"

"Oh, it does get hot in Phoenix," the preacher from Phoenix replied, "but it's a dry heat. You don't feel it." Then, turning to the preacher from Fairbanks, he said, "How do you stand all that cold weather in Alaska?"

"Oh, it does get cold in Fairbanks," the preacher from Fairbanks replied, "but it's a dry cold. You don't feel it." Then, turning to the preacher from Seattle, he said, "But how do you stand al that rain in Washington?"

"Oh, it does rain a lot in Seattle," the preacher from Seattle replied, "but it's a dry rain. You don't feel it."

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......

but it is funny.

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touche - I've never bought into that "dry heat" line either
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I don't agree with the dry cold. Cold is cold.

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