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Old April 15th, 2010, 03:03 PM
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little humor……..

A Canadian farmer and his wife, on their way back home in January
are at the airport in New York awaiting their flight. They are
dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens, etc.
An American couple standing nearby is intrigued by their
manner of dress. The wife says to the husband, "Look at
that couple. I wonder where they're from."

He replies, "How would I know?"
She counters, "You could go and ask them."
He says, "I don't really care. You want to know,
you go and ask them."

She decides to do just that and walks over to the
couple and asks, "Excuse me. Looking at how you
are dressed, I wondered where you're from..."

The farmer replies, " Saskatoon, Saskatchewan".
The woman returns to her husband who asks,

"So, where are they from?"

She replies, "I don't know. They don't speak English."
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I was gonna do a joke about the volcano ....but I thought I would let the dust settle.....
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