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Old June 14th, 2010, 03:30 PM
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A lady aboard a cruise ship was not impressed by the jazz trio in one of the shipboard restaurants. When her waiter came around, she asked, "Will they play anything I ask?"
"Of course!" replied the waiter.
"Then tell them to go play shuffleboard!"
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Old June 14th, 2010, 03:56 PM
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Good one....

My favorite expression is "you know what they say about music during dinner? It's an insult to both the composer and the chef."
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Lol......we once sat too close for comfort, to a piano in the dr one cruise...I want "soft" background music only...no shouting over the music to be heard.......
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Quite funny

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