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Old June 16th, 2010, 07:56 AM
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Do you have a mantra ?

Mine is: Today is the first day of the rest of your life .
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Old June 17th, 2010, 07:04 PM
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Do you have a mantra ?
Quite a few, actually.

>> "Today is the tomorrow about which you worried yesterday."

>> "There is an eternal hell, into which damned people rush themselves."

>> "Working for the Lord does not pay very well, but the retirement plan is out of this world!"

>> "Heaven must be a wonderful place. Many folks are dying to get there!"

>> "Many folks would do well to stop worrying about growing older and to contemplate instead what will happen when they stop."

>> "Any flight that lands gently at its intended destination is a good flight."

>> "Uh-huh, yes, Murphy strikes again...."

>> "My favorite cruise ship is the one on which I'm cruising."

>> "Don't keep the faith. Spread it around."

>> "Peter's Principle #1: Never invest in anything that you can't illustrate with a crayon." (From Beating the Street by Peter Lynch)

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When I was in Vietnam I started to tell the guys in my platoon.

(don't sweat the small sh.. ) .

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Live like you were dying!

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Another from me:

"Failure is not an option "
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