Go Back   CruiseMates Cruise Community and Forums > People > Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs
Register Forgot Password?

Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs Share cruise trivia or jokes: Registered Users Only

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old June 22nd, 2010, 12:22 AM
Junior Member
Beginner
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: New York
Posts: 4
Default Custom-made suit

A man goes to Morris the tailor to try on a new custom-made suit. The first thing he notices is that the sleeves are too long.

"No problem," says Morris the tailor. "Just bend them at the elbow and hold them out in front of you. See, now it's fine."

"But the collar is up around my ears!"

"It's nothing. Just hunch your back up a little... no, a little more... that's it."

"But I'm stepping on my cuffs!" the man cries in desperation.

"Nu, bend you knees a little to take up the slack. There you go. Look in the mirror -- the suit fits perfectly."

So, twisted like a pretzel, the man lurches out onto the street. Sherry and Florence see him go by.

"Oh, look," says Sherry, "that poor man!"

"Yes," says Florence, "but the suit -- what a beautiful fit."

Best Jokes
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #2 (permalink)  
Old June 22nd, 2010, 06:34 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: MONTREAL
Posts: 1,985
Default

......
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
FINALLY - I get a made to measure SUIT Kuki Chit - Chat for Cruisers 11 March 17th, 2004 09:38 AM
Where to get Holloween Custom? New Yorker Cruise Dress / Packing 2 June 9th, 2003 04:58 PM
Custom-made Cruise sue/seamom Chit - Chat for Cruisers 61 July 21st, 2001 03:34 PM
The story goes like this...custom made cruise juliejoe Chit - Chat for Cruisers 27 July 13th, 2001 05:24 PM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


 

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:21 AM.
design by: Themes by Design

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1