A lady takes a baby to the doctor for a physical. Doctor checks the infant out, and decides that the baby isn't getting enough nourishment, and seems to be dehydrated, and under weight.
"Is the baby being bottle, or breast fed?" asked the doc.
"Breast fed" says the lady.
"Well, strip down to your waist, so we can have a look", says the doctor.
The lady strips down to her waist, and the doctor squeezes, prods, probes, and fondles her breasts.
"It's obvious that you're dry,,,and don't have any milk at all" says the doctor.
"Well, that's probably because I'm his grandmother, not his mother", says the lady,,,,,"But I've really enjoyed bringing him here for the physical".
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