Go Back   CruiseMates Cruise Community and Forums > People > Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs
Register Forgot Password?

Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs Share cruise trivia or jokes: Registered Users Only

LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old July 25th, 2010, 12:53 PM
skymaster's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 10,924
Default Woman takes baby to the Doctor

A lady takes a baby to the doctor for a physical. Doctor checks the infant out, and decides that the baby isn't getting enough nourishment, and seems to be dehydrated, and under weight.
"Is the baby being bottle, or breast fed?" asked the doc.
"Breast fed" says the lady.
"Well, strip down to your waist, so we can have a look", says the doctor.
The lady strips down to her waist, and the doctor squeezes, prods, probes, and fondles her breasts.
"It's obvious that you're dry,,,and don't have any milk at all" says the doctor.
"Well, that's probably because I'm his grandmother, not his mother", says the lady,,,,,"But I've really enjoyed bringing him here for the physical".
Marine, Pilot, Singer, Tuba Player, Carnival "Diamond"!
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #2 (permalink)  
Old July 25th, 2010, 01:59 PM
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 21,368

That's funny!

Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence 12/29/13
Vision OTS 2-14-2015

Booked Allure of the Seas 2/21/16
- Celebrity Equinox .. 4/4/16
- Freedom of the Seas.. 12/30/16
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old July 25th, 2010, 06:26 PM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,989

Not the regular pediatrician

All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by; John Masefield
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014, Regal 2014
Star Clippers: Royal Clipper 2015
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old August 6th, 2010, 08:46 AM
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 11,317

bad grandma.....
CQ's Cruise Resume

Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas x2
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
Sovereign Of The Seas
Celebrity Mercury
Carnival Victory
Reply With Quote


baby, doctor, doctors, grandma, grandmother, joke, lady, takes

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Woman / woman companionship for expense paid cruise. Let's Cruise Seeking Cruise Companion 7 July 17th, 2013 10:40 PM
the closer it gets the longer it takes! cruzinandboozin Teen Cruisers 5 July 1st, 2009 11:06 AM
Woman robbed of her baby... salem5050 Chit - Chat for Cruisers 9 December 20th, 2004 07:28 PM
Baby Cribs and Laundy cost for Baby on RCCL (Especially for Robertj668 Royal Caribbean International 1 April 13th, 2004 11:43 AM
What happens if your TA takes down their shingle? Ken Ask CruiseMates Staff 3 July 20th, 2001 11:43 AM

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:36 AM.
design by: Themes by Design

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1