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Old September 25th, 2010, 05:17 PM
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A Texas rancher was talking to a Midwestern farmer one day.
Rancher: My ranch is so big I can get in my truck at sunup and drive west til noon, turn south and drive til sundown, and never leave my ranch.
Farmer: Yep, I had a truck like that once too.
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A texas rancher was talking to a midwestern farmer one day.
Rancher: My ranch is so big i can get in my truck at sunup and drive west til noon, turn south and drive til sundown, and never leave my ranch.
Farmer: Yep, i had a truck like that once too.
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