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Old March 1st, 2011, 02:06 AM
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he ' d make a deal with his son: ' You bring your grades up
from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair
cut. Then we ' ll talk about the car. '

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he ' d settle for the
offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, ' Son, you ' ve brought your grades
up and I ' ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I ' m
disappointed you haven ' t had your hair cut.

The boy said, ' You know, Dad, I ' ve been thinking about that, and

I ' ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John
the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there ' s even strong
evidence that Jesus had long hair. '

You're going to love the Dad ' s reply:




' Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?
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Old March 1st, 2011, 08:05 AM
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That's funny - and I'm a long haired Bible reader
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' Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?

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