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Old March 2nd, 2011, 02:10 AM
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Q:Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger, women who are interested in them?
A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.

Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found?
A:Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ."

Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?
A:Tell him you're pregnant.

Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A:Take off your glasses.

Q:Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A:On their foreheads.

Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:"Gosh, I remember these!"

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That's funny and so true.

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Yep,,,sounds about right to me too!

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I will remember these when I reach 60 .OOPs ,senior memory,I did reach 60.
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I will remember these when I reach 60 .OOPs ,senior memory,I did reach 60.
I know what you mean!I just turn 60 also
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