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Old March 12th, 2011, 09:03 PM
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Default The New Alphabet (age-adjusted)

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescription's, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I've kept twenty-six doctors fully employed!!
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Unfortunately that is so very true .
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... CQ, I will have to say, ( Wow! I loved your alphabet. )

Of course you are to young to have reached that stage. However many os us are very familiar with most of that stuff.

I am not complaining, as long as I can cruise, I will be happy.

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E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

the top line is always E - it's the second line I have problems with!
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Too bad we cannot reverse our aging
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Reverse aging would be awesome! With each birthday can I start counting backwards????
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Freedom Of The Seas x3
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Explorer Of The Seas x2
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Too bad we cannot reverse our aging

It is too bad. My birthday is coming up in may, and it would be bice to start to reverse the numbers.

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Why not ,
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That's how it worked on Ork
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I have a birthday next month and I'll be subtracting one year.
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I have a birthday next month and I'll be subtracting one year.
OK, I will do the same on my next birthday ( may 14th )

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The Last Gang will Neverrrrr age!!!!
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Freedom Of The Seas x3
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Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
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Age is just a number .I will take # 45
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Old March 22nd, 2011, 07:18 AM
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Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
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Rhapsody Of The Seas
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Carnival Victory
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WOW ,me too,amazing
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