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Old August 14th, 2011, 01:17 PM
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Maybe you've seen these before - maybe not

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"We'll look into your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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These are great .
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Some of those are quite funny.
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Very good!

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how about:

City glass company
we're only a stones throw away!
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EXCELLENT! Gave me my smile for this morning!

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Everybody,

I was always bemused by the name of a beauty parlor on Idaho Springs, Colorado:
Curl Up & Dye

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Driving through Wyoming I saw Friendly Towing and though "how nice"
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Everybody,

I forgot to mention a sign seen in front of a Catholic rectory:

St. Paul's Parish - Home for Unwed Fathers

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I forgot to mention a sign seen in front of a Catholic rectory:

St. Paul's Parish - Home for Unwed Fathers

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I really like that one.
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