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Old August 29th, 2011, 07:07 AM
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Seriously, Wouldn't you just keep drinking?


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I'll have a Jack & Coke,,,PLEASE!
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Seriously, Wouldn't you just keep drinking?
Ah, no. I just move on while still sober. There's too much risk that they might pull some shenanigan one passes out.

You do understand the term "coyote ugly," don't you? That's when you wake up in the morning, realize how ugly she is, and gnaw off the arm on which she's sleeping so you don't have to wake her....

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I would kill a whole bottle of rum.

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That is some gay 90's hotties!
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These women were likely very desireable by men in those days.
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I agree with u on that ! Life is still too short. Anyway bye 4 now
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These women were likely very desireable by men in those days.
Eyesight was probably not very good in those days.

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Looks like one heck of a good poster to use to promote drink

I only hope that they lived up to that promise of theirs.

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Looks like one heck of a good poster to use to promote drink

I only hope that they lived up to that promise of theirs.

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Interesting!!
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Ah, no. I just move on while still sober. There's too much risk that they might pull some shenanigan one passes out.

You do understand the term "coyote ugly," don't you? That's when you wake up in the morning, realize how ugly she is, and gnaw off the arm on which she's sleeping so you don't have to wake her....

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Double coyote ugly. Once you get away, you gnaw off the other arm and toss it in the dumpster. Because you know she'll be looking for a one armed man.
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I was in a small town in PA about 25 years ago .Wherever I walked I saw beautiful women on the arms of homely men .I was told that for every male there were 16 females in that town .
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Is this meant to be to stop people drinking, or drink even more? Ha
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here's the irony... I think you had too much to drink!
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