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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.“
---Mark Twain
Ah, no. I just move on while still sober. There's too much risk that they might pull some shenanigan one passes out.
You do understand the term "coyote ugly," don't you? That's when you wake up in the morning, realize how ugly she is, and gnaw off the arm on which she's sleeping so you don't have to wake her....
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CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Alaska 2014 - haven't picked a cruise yet
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, Caribbean 2013
These women were likely very desireable by men in those days.
Eyesight was probably not very good in those days.
TM
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CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Looks like one heck of a good poster to use to promote drink
I only hope that they lived up to that promise of theirs.
Alan.
I like your opinion.
TM
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CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Ah, no. I just move on while still sober. There's too much risk that they might pull some shenanigan one passes out.
You do understand the term "coyote ugly," don't you? That's when you wake up in the morning, realize how ugly she is, and gnaw off the arm on which she's sleeping so you don't have to wake her....
Norm.
Double coyote ugly. Once you get away, you gnaw off the other arm and toss it in the dumpster. Because you know she'll be looking for a one armed man.
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Past cruises:
Disney Dream - Dec 2012 4n Bahamas
Carnival Imagination - Dec 2011 4n Western
Carnival Imagination - Nov 2010 4n Western
Costa Atlantica - Dec 2009 7n Eastern
My opinions are mine and mine alone. They do not represent the opinions of The Walt Disney Company nor any of its subsidiaries.
I was in a small town in PA about 25 years ago .Wherever I walked I saw beautiful women on the arms of homely men .I was told that for every male there were 16 females in that town .
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