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If my body was a car ... I would be thinking of trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my paint job is getting dull ... My headlights are out of focus ... My traction is not as graceful as it once was ... My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins ... It takes me hours to reach maximum speed ... But the worst is every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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I should have also added "And Why?" would you describe your body as _ _ _.

Thread was meant as a joke, i.e. my description being a "car" and why I felt that !
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The Pillsbury doughboy who's been on a diet. Soft and fluffy.
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The used car concept would aplly to my body as well.

The difference is that my body has grown around the middle and cars don't do that.

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ahh..... the old volkswagon with two flat tires syndrome !
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suffering from furniture disease...

my chest has fallen into my drawers


or Tire disease...


my belly has DUNLAPped over my belt
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A tug boat - I may not be much to look at, but once I get going I can get a lot done.
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suffering from furniture disease...

my chest has fallen into my drawers


or Tire disease...


my belly has DUNLAPped over my belt
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As I age I'm getting like becoming like a banana. I have brown spots all over and am getting mushy. But I'm still sweet as hell.
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I am in perfect shape - well I've been told that geometrically "round" is a perfect shape ;-)

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I would describe my body as a road map. I have so many scars... some long, some short... follow the lines to the destination.
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