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Old October 24th, 2011, 03:23 PM
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Default Pick Up Lines You Shouldn't Use On A Cruise Ship

These are taken from a new book, SHIP HAPPENS, by M Joost Kikker, but I thought I'd share them here:

[B]BAD PICKUP LINES & THEIR RESPONSES

I know how to please a woman.
The please leave me alone.

My stateroom or yours?
How about both? You go to your stateroom, I'll go to mine.

Doesn't the motion of the sea make you feel sexy?
No, it doesn't affect me, but looking at you makes me seasick.

Didn't I meet you on another ship?
Yeah, that's why I don't cruise on that ship anymore.

If you come to my cabin, I'll give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

I'd go to the end of the world for you.
The end of the ship will be far enough for now.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl on the ship?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

I won a Gold Medal in the Sexy Legs Contest.
I've seen sexier legs on a bag of Gold Medal Flour

The Cruise Director said this is the Love Boat
Yeah, I'd love it if you'd get off at the next port!

I'd go through anything for you.
Good. How about through the door and over the rail?
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Good One!!!!!!
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I love these!!
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I like them as well.

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Thanks for the :::giggle:::
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Bravo; more more!!!!!
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ditto to the above
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Can someone come up with some more?

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Hope you don't mind, I have copied this elsewhere...love it.
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