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61maris61 October 24th, 2011 02:23 PM

Pick Up Lines You Shouldn't Use On A Cruise Ship
 
These are taken from a new book, SHIP HAPPENS, by M Joost Kikker, but I thought I'd share them here:

[B]BAD PICKUP LINES & THEIR RESPONSES

I know how to please a woman.
The please leave me alone.

My stateroom or yours?
How about both? You go to your stateroom, I'll go to mine.

Doesn't the motion of the sea make you feel sexy?
No, it doesn't affect me, but looking at you makes me seasick.

Didn't I meet you on another ship?
Yeah, that's why I don't cruise on that ship anymore.

If you come to my cabin, I'll give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

I'd go to the end of the world for you.
The end of the ship will be far enough for now.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl on the ship?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

I won a Gold Medal in the Sexy Legs Contest.
I've seen sexier legs on a bag of Gold Medal Flour

The Cruise Director said this is the Love Boat
Yeah, I'd love it if you'd get off at the next port!

I'd go through anything for you.
Good. How about through the door and over the rail?

earl October 28th, 2011 06:04 PM

Good One!!!!!!

FairyTreat December 2nd, 2011 07:08 AM

I love these!!:D

Manuel December 2nd, 2011 11:49 AM

I like them as well. LOL

TM

fun2cruiz December 2nd, 2011 12:40 PM

Thanks for the :::giggle:::

Surfguyxxx1 February 18th, 2012 05:46 PM

Bravo; more more!!!!!

Lakers Fan February 18th, 2012 09:03 PM

ditto to the above

Manuel May 25th, 2012 04:01 AM

Can someone come up with some more?

TM

johnthed0g May 25th, 2012 06:14 AM

Hope you don't mind, I have copied this elsewhere...love it.


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