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Old October 25th, 2011, 12:35 PM
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With a nod of thanks to author Steve Forman, my Facebook pal,and, Pruneville.com....some of us are old enough to apreciate these title changes.

I Heard It through the Grape Nuts” by Marvin Gaye

“A Whiter Shade of Hair” by Procol Harum

“How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?” by the BeeGees

“You’re So Varicose Vein” by Carly Simon

“The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face” by Roberta Flack

“I Can’t See Clearly Now” by Johnny Nash

These Boots Give Me Arthritis” by Nancy Sinatra

“You Make Me Feel Like Napping” by Leo Sayer

“Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom” by the Commodores

“Bad Prune Rising” by Credence Clearwater Revivial (our personal favorite

You Can’t Always Pee When You Want” by the Rolling Stones

“Bald Thing” by the Troggs

“I Get By with a Little Help from Depends

Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication” by the Who

“Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker” by Herman's Hermits
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I thought Nancy Sinatra sang, "These boots pinch my bunions"
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Does Anyone Know what Month It Is? (Chicago)

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Bad Prune Rising....lmao
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