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AR October 25th, 2011 09:19 PM

Plain English
 
An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping up the water with his hand.

The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs s__t in it."

The guy shouts back, "I'm an American and a member of the Tea Party, and this, by God, is America. I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you moron."

The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more."

Manuel October 25th, 2011 09:23 PM

LOL

I don't support the Tea Party.

I do support having a Keg Party. :D

TM

Moiraine October 25th, 2011 09:33 PM

Good one AR. :D

Lakers Fan October 25th, 2011 10:44 PM

I support
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Manuel (Post 1398515)
LOL

I don't support the Tea Party.

I do support having a Keg Party. :D

TM

The lemonade party

earl October 28th, 2011 06:03 PM

Good One!!!!!;)

Manuel December 3rd, 2011 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Henry43 (Post 1398528)
The lemonade party

I could handle that, with a splash of vodka. LOL

TM

Surfguyxxx1 February 18th, 2012 05:47 PM

Would you like an olive or a twist with that Manuel :)

Culbertson789 February 24th, 2012 09:40 AM

its great...

Manuel July 19th, 2012 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surfguyxxx1 (Post 1416134)
Would you like an olive or a twist with that Manuel :)

An olive would be fine. :D

TM

zydecocruiser August 3rd, 2012 02:30 PM

a double, please


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