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Old November 15th, 2011, 09:28 AM
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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Old November 15th, 2011, 12:08 PM
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GEEEZE,,,I HATE when that happens!
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Old November 15th, 2011, 09:29 PM
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They thought it was an invitation!
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There are some obnoxious folks I've met at bars I would have liked to do that to!!!!!
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