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Old March 6th, 2012, 11:02 AM
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When the late Jim Valvano was coaching at IONA College he would often recruit players by going to their homes .

He would say to the parents: "Hi ,I'm Jim Valvano ,IONA college"
One day a father said to his wife :"OMG , he owns a college."
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That is funny.

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I'm thinking of being a sit down comedian
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I'm thinking of being a sit down comedian
You can tell us some jokes when we get together.

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Had a classmate named Anita Parent. One teacher responded, "don't worry, everybody does".
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Why do parents do this to their children?? Do they not realize, or think it is funny?
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Old March 22nd, 2012, 08:46 AM
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here is something funny

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from under my arms!

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee.
Well buzz off I'm busy!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito
Go away, sucker!
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Good one!!!!
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