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earl April 9th, 2012 06:48 PM

Polite way!!!!
 
The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'


Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying:
'That would be rude and impolite.


What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said:
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'


'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said:
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'


The teacher fainted

johnthed0g April 9th, 2012 07:00 PM

Just an aside...I was told off on CruiseCritic for saying "pee" & warned/barred from Cruislinefans for using the term Urine...
Funny joke though!!

earl April 9th, 2012 10:22 PM

I guess its okay here!! I think!~

Manuel April 10th, 2012 02:25 AM

It's OK and it's funny. rofl

TM

Lakers Fan April 10th, 2012 12:07 PM

Very funny . Each of the 16 cruise sites has a TOS for people to follow.

green_rd April 11th, 2012 08:58 AM

Johnny is not so litte

Waiting4acruise July 5th, 2012 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by green_rd (Post 1424470)
Johnny is not so litte

Maybe his friend is.

zydecocruiser August 3rd, 2012 03:33 PM

I got a warning on CC for saying the weather was partly nipply.

Manuel August 16th, 2012 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zydecocruiser (Post 1441072)
I got a warning on CC for saying the weather was partly nipply.

There is more freedom of expression on Cruisemates. :D

TM

Lakers Fan August 17th, 2012 12:55 AM

Once again we disagree ,Manuel .


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