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Old September 5th, 2012, 08:42 PM
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Subject: About Beer, by 7-Year-Olds

A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they thought of beer.'


7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.


7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.


7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties.'


7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'


7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny.
He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.


7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'


7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'


7-year-old Mary - 'I think beer tastes bitter and I don't like it. Mom likes it, but she gets tired and leans at guys and they have to help her to the bedroom for a quick nap.
When they come back, she is all perky and happy, and the guys are all tired out.


7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'


7-year-old Brittney - I don't like beer, but mom says it helps you get the guys you want, so I'll have to learn to like it.


7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'


7-year-old Fergie - My mom never drinks beer when dad is home, but he sometimes does. Then she yells at him when it makes him want to smooch. Mom only drinks beer when dad is away. When it makes her want to smooch, she will do it with everybody, even the Pizza guy, and he is weird.


7-year-old Alice - My sister told me you have to drink your own weight in beer before you start to like it. She has some ways to go yet, I think. The guys usually ignore her until they have had a whole lot of beer, then they get nice and play with her.


7-year-old Brad - Beer tastes disgusting. My brother told me it makes you think the girls are pretty. With his girlfriend I would need an awful lot of beer.




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I know a guy who learned to read from Playboy .It was given to him by his father along with a glass of beer at age 4 .

Today this young man is a VP of a major corporation earning a 6 figure annual salary .
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