Choosing wife

[earl]

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..


Again, the man is impressed.



The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.



Obviously, the man was impressed.



The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.


Thenhe married the one with the biggest BREASTS
Men are like that, you know.

And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






There is more money being spent on breast implants and ****** today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[Manuel]

That made laugh.

TM

[Marsdude]

I had to laugh, because, well....

it's kinda true, ain't it?

[Lakers Fan]

So very true.

[Sistersolo]

THANK YOU for posting some really funny jokes! It seems like this category is always checked off as having new posts and it's always just the "good morning" thread.

[sabriaortiz]

Kinda funny but that's true. It really happens.

[KokomoMan]

Thank you for my belly laugh of the day... especially the "on another note" part.

Bob
Memories of Naked Fanny

[dojeekan]

I don't know why guys love a big breast despite that when girls got old it will sag like a withered vegetable but let's respect their opinion of pleasure, as we all know some men looking for a chubby girls for the sake of the big breast and if you one of them and feel in love with a big beautiful girl it's time for you to look for plus size women’s intimate clothing for your love making.

[Sinclair01]

HAHAHAHAH,
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