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Old September 10th, 2012, 10:57 PM
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Default Happy life

The Happy Life?
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> Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
> terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
>
> Lets have a look at the evidence:
>
> - No Christmas
>
> - No television
>
> -No nude women
>
> - No football
>
> - No pork chops
>
> - No hot dogs
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> - No burgers
>
> - No beer
>
> - No bacon
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> - Rags for clothes
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> - Towels for hats
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> - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
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> - More than one wife
>
> More than one mother in law
>
> - You can't shave
>
> - Your wife can't shave
>
> - You can't wash off the smell of donkey
>
> - You cook over burning camel sh t
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> - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
>
> - and your wife smells worse than your donkey
>
> Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
> better"??
>
> Well no sh t Sherlock!....
>
> It's not like it could get much worse.
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Old September 10th, 2012, 11:26 PM
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OOPS ,I don't have 7 of these
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Old September 11th, 2012, 12:00 AM
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I guess vegeterians can get away with all the meat mentions in your list..
The rest are scary just to imagine (SHAVING?!)
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