A fifty-ish Woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her Husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?"
The Woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came from having a Mammogram and the Doctor says I have the Breasts of an 18 year-old".
The Husband said, "What did he say about your 52 Year Old Ass?"
"Your name never came up," She replied.
(Men . . . They Just Never Know When To Shut Up, Do They?)
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