A fifty-ish Woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her Husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?"
The Woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came from having a Mammogram and the Doctor says I have the Breasts of an 18 year-old".
The Husband said, "What did he say about your 52 Year Old Ass?"
"Your name never came up," She replied.
(Men . . . They Just Never Know When To Shut Up, Do They?)
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Vision OTS 2-14-2015
Freedom OTS 3/6/16
You think he would have been happy about the 18, some people are never satisfied
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by; John Masefield
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014, Regal 2014, 2016
Sail Windjammer: Mandalay 2017
Star Clippers: Royal Clipper 2015