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Old October 3rd, 2012, 09:58 AM
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Default How to Catch a Polar Bear

This is an old one, I believe I have told it here before but many years ago. I will tell it again but I am going to stretch it out...

How to catch a polar bear

1. Cut a hole in the ice of a pond...
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Old October 3rd, 2012, 08:11 PM
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Place a single row of peas all around the hole...
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When the bear comes to take a "pea"...
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You kick it in the "ice" hole!
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