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iconic October 31st, 2012 06:27 AM

Say that you are on the new Titanic with Leonardo di Caprio and the Titanic hits an i
 
No worry be happy you know where your life boat station is and there are plenty of life boats. However if you don't get on a life boat you may want to know how to jump from the Titanic

Here are some guidelines.

When attempting a high fall (over twenty feet) into water in an emergency situation. Find Leonardo and hold hands as you get ready to jump. Try to miss the ice berg that caused the ship to sink and any floating debris. Jump feet first.

Clench your backside.

Keep your body completely vertical.

Squeeze your feet together.

After you enter the water, spread your arms and legs wide and move them back and forth, which will slow your plunge. Attempt to slow your descent.

Swim to lifeboat while saving Leo.

Manuel November 1st, 2012 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iconic (Post 1453144)
When attempting a high fall (over twenty feet) into water in an emergency situation. Find Leonardo and hold hands as you get ready to jump. feet first.

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I would not do that. He is not my type. rofl

TM


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