We have been invited to a New Years Eve party. The festivities include a "talent" show. I figure nobody wants to watch me sit down and write code but I can tell a story or two. I was hoping to collect a few "funny but true" cruise stories I can string together.
Standard fare like shower curtain attacks or CD joke will be excluded.
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by; John Masefield
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014, Regal 2014, 2016
Star Clippers: Royal Clipper 2015