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Old January 21st, 2015, 08:48 PM
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Wink Bless You

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other reading their books, near the Lido deck pool.

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently patted her nose and then shuddered for 10 or 15 seconds.

The man went back to reading his book.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently patted her nose and shuddered again.

The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering, but again went back to his reading.

A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently.

The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "Are you all right?"

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."

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Old April 26th, 2015, 09:55 AM
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Yep! Nothing like the truth.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

Pick your company wisely! Hang around people who are going to help you become all God created you to be.
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