Now, my imagination gets carried away sometimes (who, me???), but I think I could use some of these things on my cruise (or maybe just leave at home):
Coconut Bra: I can lace some together somehow and make a boat for the Boat Building Contest. Or maybe I'll "donate" them to be used as miniature golf holes. Or wear on the way back from the Luau: I can bang on them loudly to assure all the drunks weaving behind me are heading in the right direction (

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Poi Balls: they can be my boat cargo!! or depending on how heavy they are (hah-hah-hah!), they could decorate my antlers. Or, Kuki, do you need some very special golf balls?
I haven't decided on the hula skirt -- there ARE different varieties. Wonder which one "swishes" the loudest? I think I need to loudly swish while I'm cruising. But rest assured, my maties, I won't wear it to the Luau!!
I almost need to pick an instrument to go with the wonderful outfit I will put together -- that way I can make SURE I make beautiful music!!
OK -- it's almost time to go home. So I'll think some more over the weekend. I won't be able to join the Chat, but ALOHA to all!!!