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Old March 7th, 2004, 11:18 AM
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How about a little cruise ship humor (jokes, stories or ??
Here is one that I stole from Cher:

Diary Entries of an Older Mature Woman on a cruise ship

Dear Diary


What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly

honored this evening. The Captain asked me to dine at his table.


I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain.


The Captain made proposals to me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman.


Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give

in to his indecent proposals!


This afternoon and evening I saved 1600 lives--- three times.
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Old March 9th, 2004, 09:47 PM
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Old March 11th, 2004, 09:33 AM
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This is funny. You should go up and read the posting on Toilet Paper charges.
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