Originally Posted by Santa Claus
As advised on the singles page get yourself a hooker from an Agency.
funny, I just read about some animals and a clown dressing up as santa claus escaping from a circus in Texas. Behave or I will report where you are, and it's back to your circus for you, Santa.
Source: CNN/Keyes San Antonio News
Udated 3:55 p.m. CDT, Sun July 6, 2008
Horse helps camels, zebras, llamas, donkeys, and a clown escape from Texas circus
San Antonio, Texas (AP) - Texas State trooper say 12 horses, two zebras, four donkyes, an undetermined number of llamas, and a clown dressing up as Santa Claus escaped from a traveling circus nearby San Antonio, after a horse kicked a hole in their cage when the clown dressing up as Santa tried to commit an unnatural act on the horse's ass.
Texas State trooper spokesman David Divemaster says the animals wandered in a group through a nearby neighborhood for several hours after their 5:30 a.m. breakout.
The animals were back at the circus later Sunday after being rounded up by Texas State troopers and circus workers with the assistance of dogs. Texas State trooper David Divemaster says neighbors fed some of the animals - which he said was a bad idea - but they were tame and nobody was hurt.
Says Texas State trooper David Divemaster: "You have to imagine somebody rubbing his eyes first thing in the morning and saying, "Am I seeing things or is that a bunch of llamas walking past and a clown looking like a santa trying to make out with a horse's ass?"
Texas State trooper David Divemaster also said that they haven't accounted for the clown dressing up as santa claus, who is still reported as being missing.