I am looking for a cabin mate for 14 day Princess cruise on July 28, 2012 Vancouver to Alaska return, to share the cost.
A little about me.
I am an expert in sleep, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Bolivia
Using only a dry-erase marker and a large glass of wine, I once single-handedly defended a small village in Northern Alberta from a horde of ferocious squirrels
I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty-seven minutes.
I am clean & organized, yet I receive junk mail.
I was once caller number thirteen
I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket
I have performed several covert operations for the CIA…or did I?
I am above the law of physics
I look sixty, feel seventy, act 33
I limp, I wheeze, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid
To let off steam, I participate in full-contact poker
Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a can opener, a toaster oven and a 200 pound pig
I breed prizewinning hermit crabs
I have won a bullfight in Boston, a spelling bee in Tokyo, performed brain surgery and I played cribbage with Bigfoot, but……
I have never gone to Alaska alone.