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Old December 13th, 2018, 09:48 AM
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Good Morning Gang

Sunny skies here with temps in the 40ís throughout the weekend.

Still not done with Christmas shopping but down to mostly gift cards now so that pretty easy.

Thanks moraine....line wasnít long , maybe 10 people. Now to get use to the new one

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Old December 13th, 2018, 10:42 AM
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Happy Thirsty Thursday

All is well here. Like Robin temps will be up in the 40s.
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Old December 13th, 2018, 12:19 PM
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... TM, isn't retirement wonderful?

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Retirement is great. We have enough to do so we are never bored. Today we are going to apply for 'passport cards'. They are easy to carry and if we are stopped by the "ICE" people as some of our friends have been, we have proof that we are American Citizens.

I hope that you all have a nice day.

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Old December 13th, 2018, 02:16 PM
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Retirement is great. We have enough to do so we are never bored. Today we are going to apply for 'passport cards'. They are easy to carry and if we are stopped by the "ICE" people as some of our friends have been, we have proof that we are American Citizens.

I hope that you all have a nice day.

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Manny...to carry just around for an ID ? Thatís sad , you can use that for your cruises too
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Old December 13th, 2018, 03:24 PM
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It's sad that you'd have to carry it around to prove that you are American citizen...but in this day and age...
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Manny...to carry just around for an ID ? Thatís sad , you can use that for your cruises too

Yes, we'll use it for our cruises

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Old December 15th, 2018, 01:19 PM
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Good Afternoon Gang

Just finished house chores and making cookie dough. I have the neighbors little boy coming over to make chriscut out cookies tomorrow....I borrow him when I need a grandma fix since Iím not a grandma.....
Iím good with not being!

Sunny skies and mild temps for us her this weekend so thatís nice.

Moiraine....have a great time at the family party

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Old December 16th, 2018, 09:58 AM
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Good morning.

Happy Sober Sunday.

We finally have some sunshine here after several days of rain.

We had a very nice reunion yesterday. It was such a success that everybody wants to do it again next year.

I hope that you all have a good day.
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Old December 16th, 2018, 10:23 AM
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Happy Sober Sunday

We to are enjoying Sunny skies and mild temps.

Moiraine....glad you had a nice time.

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Hi all,

Just finished up a busy week - babysat, doctor and bloodwork, babysat, and doctor - well, no, second doctor was canceled and reset for following week! - shopping to finish holiday purchases and wrapping, house cleaning, church and dinner out - twice!

Next week is no better - babysitting and doctor, pet grooming and doctor, babysitting, Christmas program and Christmas party, doctor (the big one from last week, hoping to get it done and over with since it is a biopsy!!), doctor (probably not, as it is attached to the biopsy and will probably get rescheduled) and follow up everything with our family's Christmas party on Saturday! At least everything is wrapped and under the tree or behind the chair! Stockings to fill but all ready except one item to get this week from Walmart.com!! And, we are doing takeout chicken. I will probably prepare a veggie, mac 'n cheese and potatoes.


Looks like everyone else is busy, too!


Manual, that is sad that you have to carry ID for citizenship in this day! Yes, retirement is great - so why did I just get a new, albeit part time, job!!??!!??


Moiraine, glad you had a good time at the reunion!


Robin, love that you can "borrow" a child for Christmas cookies. Mom probably loves the little bit of time to get things done, too!

Bob, we need to enjoy this weather while it lasts!!

Well, Sunday is going fast. We have supper at DD#1's house tonight. Get to see the grands we missed sitting for on Friday. I begged off babysitting because I didn't know how the biopsy would go for DH on Thursday, then it got canceled. Grr!

Have a good day, all, and a great upcoming week!
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Old December 16th, 2018, 11:53 AM
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Back from my cruise.My hand is healing but my back is aching to the point that I had great difficulty walking on the ship and could not get off in more than one port.I am going for Epidural 4 on thursday.If this does not work I do not know what I can do as the pain is so severe and nothing is helping.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

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Old December 16th, 2018, 05:44 PM
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had a good day today. Finished my grading for the semester, booked our pre-crue hotel got the lights finally up and got the worst of the gutters clea. Plus the Colts beat the Cowboys to keep their playoff hopes alive.

Len, welcome back and I hope epidural 4 is effective. Hope your holidays went well.
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Good evening Gang


We had a nice weekend. We went to a concert on Friday. Saw a groups called the 'New York Tenors' and on Saturday we had a dinner and a musical event at our local Portuguese Club.


Len, I'm sorry about your pain. I wish you the best and hope that the Doctors can find a way to help you.


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Good evening all. We got home from our cruise about noon. Overall it was a good cruise but we had what we consider a very bad cabin. it has speakers above it as it overlooked the promenade, so you hear the music being played from a lot forward so we did not get a lot of sleep.
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Good evening Gang.

Welcome back to Len and Nancy.
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Old December 17th, 2018, 10:10 AM
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Good morning Gang


Happy Margarita Monday.


Our big event today is going to see our Primary care Physician.
It's good to have Len and Nancy back. I do wish Len well because he needs to get rid of his pain.


I hope that you all have a nice day.


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Old December 17th, 2018, 03:02 PM
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Good afternoon Gang.

Happy Margarita Monday.

Just getting back from a doctor's visit for mom.

Hope you all have a good day.
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Old December 18th, 2018, 10:35 AM
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Happy Tea Tuesday

Sunny and mild for us today and tomorrow. We’ve been below normal since September now things are looking much better and above normal temps for the next week.

Will run out to buy the remainof my Christmas gifts today, I can’t believe it’s a week from today.

I might go for a ride this evening with friends to look at Christmas lights.

Not much else to report.

Welcome home Len & Nancy
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Good morning. Today is laundry day for me, will do at least three loads, first is in the dryer and need to get the second in the washer soon. Friday we head to Tampa for Christmas, so yesterday I put all the gifts that are wrapped in either boxes or recycle bags and into the living room so we can load either Thursday evening or Friday morning. Yesterday I went to BJ's and bought the turkey for Christmas dinner, they had a good sale on Butterball. Yesterday I got it all set for us to visit my brother and sister-in-law on Sunday, but first will see my Step-Mother, not sure if she will know me or not as I was told yesterday that at times she does not really know my brother or even who my Dad was and they were married for 32 years I am prepared.

We have 34 days until we sail again. This next cruise was supposed to go to Key West but with the problem with the one docking spot we now will be going to Havana plus Cienfuegos. Have an excursion booked for Cienfuegos but not sure what we will do in Havana.

All have a great day.
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We have 34 days until we sail again. This next cruise was supposed to go to Key West but with the problem with the one docking spot we now will be going to Havana plus Cienfuegos. Have an excursion booked for Cienfuegos but not sure what we will do in Havana.

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That sounds like a great cruise.

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The DW has been baking cookies and watching Hallmark movies. ''Tis the season.
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That sounds like a great cruise.

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Yes, but it looks like we can't book an excursion prior to sailing for Havana so will do it on board.
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The DW has been baking cookies and watching Hallmark movies. ''Tis the season.


Mrs. TM has been making a bunch of Italian cookies. This is a great season.


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Good morning.

It's cloudy again with more rain for either this evening or tomorrow. I am sick of the stuff.

I've been/am still sick. I am also grouch as heck.

Hope you all have a good day.
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Good Morning

‘‘Tis the season to make cookies and eat them as well. I’ve baked chocolate chip and butter cookies so far but I’m afraid poor Santa wouldn’t be getting any
I might whip up a couple more batches of some type of drop cookies.

Mild but cloudy here, I have two gift card to but and then I am done with shopping. I do however need to buy the fixings for pasta sauce as I will be bringing it to my sisters on Christmas as well as cupcakes .

Moiraine....feel better
Nancy...that cruise sound nice, I’d like to go to Cuba.

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Good morning Gang.

Happy Tequila Thursday.

Cloudy and rainy here.

Mom has a doctor's appointment. I think this is the last one for her for six weeks or so unless something happens. I have four next month...


Got my new glasses yesterday. I can see again. lol

Yes, a cruise to Cuba sounds nice. Enjoy, Nancy.

Have a good day Gang.
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Good afternoon Gang


We are having heavy rain today but it's just as well because I couldn't sleep last night so I was able to get some sleep this morning.


I hope that you all are having a nice day.


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Happy Friday,

Heard from the kiddos yesterday. The DS took his last final so he is done with his BA, the DD got her goods from the moving company, so I guess we will call it a good day.
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Good morning Gang


Happy open bar / bra Friday. . .


Bob, I'm happy for you since you got some great news and your kids are doing well.


Today is starting out nice and sunny which is a great change from yesterday. We have to go out and get a couple of things done but it will be a quiet day for us.


I hope that you all have a nice day.


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Happy Winter Solstice Gang

Well our mild and sunny temps have left us and itís gloomy and cool....it is winter after all.

Working tonight and tomorrow and from what Iím told itís probably it , Iíll believe it when the doors are locked.

Wishing all the gang a good day.
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