OK, on my cruise there were lot of Southern people who are much more... conservative? then my Chicago self. I was carrying my flip flops on the top deck, and I threw them on the ground to put them on. One of them goes flying in the wind and almost falls off the ship! I yelled out "****!" and all these old proper southern people turned and stared at me! I was really embarrased.
How embarassing is this! I was on the Costa atlantica last october and it was the most formal night out of the whole cruise. So i had my very posh dress on with some very high heals. As i was returning from the toilet to my dinner table i triped over the bottom of my dress and fell flat on my face! Everyone saw Guests and waiters! it was the worst ever!