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Old February 6th, 2002, 08:54 PM
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No I do not roam over to the smoking section looking for trouble, I do not wave the smoke away or make a face when I have to risk my life passing thru a lounge or casino to get to the other end of the ship. But cross over in my non-smoking space and I'll shoot your cigarette dead. I've done this on several cruises and have received applause from the other passengers. Actually I love seeing an infidel mozy(sp) on over to my territory.
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Old February 6th, 2002, 11:14 PM
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I don't try to annoy anybody with my smoking,but....if you are that bothered why don't you try the Paradise?
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Old February 6th, 2002, 11:43 PM
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Nothing worse than a reformed smoker on a crusade. I hope your water pistol is small, because one day you may shoot the wrong person and need it surgerically removed IMHO <G> In other words I would'nt recommend the water tactic.....however, if someone is smoking in a non smoking area.....normally telling the persin will surfice...if not, report it to a crew member.
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Old February 7th, 2002, 09:04 AM
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Do you wear that thing in a shoulder holster under your tux?
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Old February 7th, 2002, 01:16 PM
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Gives a new meaning to damp armpits. Sorry, just had to sat it.
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Old February 7th, 2002, 01:19 PM
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Since I'm female I keep it in my???????
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Old February 7th, 2002, 01:33 PM
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now we know the rest of the story!
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Old February 7th, 2002, 02:48 PM
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actually more than I need to know..lol
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Old February 7th, 2002, 04:05 PM
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Tigger, not a wise thing to do. You will eventually run into someone that may well take physical action against you and that just isn't worth it IMHO. Additionally, even shooting someone with a water pistol techincally is assault & battery and if they so desire they could make your life quite uncomfortable and expensive for a period of time.
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Old February 7th, 2002, 04:58 PM
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Hmmm - Won't you be suprised when I break out the "SUPER SOAKER" and fire back !!!
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Old February 9th, 2002, 05:17 PM
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Now, Tigger ...

Suppose you met ME on a cruise ship, just sitting around talking. We like each other and enjoy the chat. I invite you for a before-dinner drink and mention that I smoke ... would you refuse to have a drink with me in a smoking part of a lounge?

There are some smokers out there who ARE nice people and do their best not to offend. I like to think that I am one of them.

Carrying the logic a little further, if I invited you to my own home would you refuse the invitation because you know that I smoke?

When we have large parties, I decree part of the house smoke-free and other portions smoking OK.

If you were to invite me to your home, knowing you are a non-smoker, I would certainly never smoke there.

Just one of those hot buttons for me.
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Old February 16th, 2002, 07:05 PM
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I never go into a designated no smoking area,but would love for you to squirt me!
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Old February 23rd, 2002, 12:55 AM
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Trigger I find it interesting that you don't appreciate snobs telling you to "dress up"",however you would actually look for trouble on your vacation by squirting someone on their vacation because they wandered into "your territory". Sounds just a tad hypocritical to me.
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