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Olivier February 19th, 2002 04:21 PM

no chicks!
I just came back from Celebrity's Millenium and am disappointed to say that there were almost no hot women whatsoever! I don't know if its the wrong time of the year to look for them or what but the least Celebrity could have done is warn us that there would be nothing to "look" at.

pamda February 19th, 2002 04:27 PM

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Gee ...

I see no mention of hot chicks in the current Celebrity brochure. Can you direct me to the proper page?

My husband will certainly be eager to know. He may be married, but he's not dead.

pamda-- CM First-Time Cruisers Editor

Rick February 19th, 2002 05:25 PM

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I think you should complain.....afterall whats a cruise without hot chicks!

Paul B February 19th, 2002 07:50 PM

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Maybe the chef could find you some in the kitchen.

MIKE February 19th, 2002 08:59 PM

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Like I posted before, Celebrity attracts adults more advanced in age. No spring chickens here. All the chicks are on RCCL, Carnival and Princess with the old cocks. I mean birds!

BirdBrain February 19th, 2002 09:28 PM

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Wow, what a coincidence! I was on the same ship and couldn't find even one hot man.............There should be a warning!

(Okay, I confess--my first cruise is on 3/10, but I just have to give Olivier a bad time....Maybe all the "hot chicks" were on the other side of the ship, trying to avoid him....)

Paul February 20th, 2002 12:17 PM

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Oliver I think you picked the wrong cruise, an older crowd on that ship. You should have gone with Carnival, which has a younger and more party atmosphere. We have cruised with Carnival on The Paradise two times and I can confirm there was an abundance of bodacious babes on board, one of whom was my wife.......


Robocop February 20th, 2002 02:36 PM

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Oh my! Just WHERE are the Olivers of this world when my wife or her sister are in the room? I would just LOVE to see some of these expressions used and statements made in their presence. Talk about entertainment! Unfortuantely I would probably be the one that would have to bandage these folks up after they got through with them. Careful guys, the 'weaker' sex is really a myth!

Aaron February 20th, 2002 04:32 PM

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It takes 6 men to carry a man to his grave...
And only 1 woman to put him there!

jim February 21st, 2002 04:12 AM

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what! no hot chicks olivier I hope theres at least one hot chick on mine on 10th of march lol

Mermaid February 21st, 2002 11:46 AM

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Hahaha Mike! You got it right!

Marnie February 22nd, 2002 08:03 AM

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Sorry Olivier, but I don't know if you're going to find them on Carnival either. My boyfriend made the same comment. He was stuck looking at me; not much of a vacation for him LOL!

If you think about it, it makes perfect sense. A lot of people go for the food. Watch the Travel Channel. Whenever they have the testimonials about cruises, all people talk about is the food. I don't remember any testimonials about hot chicks.

roe-z February 22nd, 2002 09:14 PM

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What? No Chicks?! But I wanted scambled eggs for breakfast!!

Cuttie February 24th, 2002 04:58 PM

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What about the a young single woman I would like to see some hot, single men with a bit of style...

Marnie February 27th, 2002 12:25 PM

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I don't recall seeing too many hot single men with style. Ok maybe a few hot men with style, but they appeared to be gay and not exactly single. Of course my boyfriend asked "where are all the hot lesbians?" I told him they were on the topless deck putting sunscreen on each other. He didn't fall for it.

Cuttie February 27th, 2002 06:54 PM

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I agree with you about the men. About the women!

MIKE February 27th, 2002 08:38 PM

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Where are all the hot men, full with passion? They are happily married to their wives. We have both size and substance. All the rest are just cold leftovers!

colleen March 11th, 2002 01:10 AM

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s I understand it, Windjammer has cruises just for singles. However you failed to mention if you were single. Anyway no harm in looking as long as you don't touch if you are taken!!!! Goodluck on your next trip!!

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