Mrs. Bill and I are booked on a cruise that as far as I can tell won't have anything to gripe about. We are going on an Windjammer Cruise(Flying Cloud) around the BVI's.
There are no deck chairs at all so no one can save one. There is no dress code and you don't even have to wear shoes (never mind who is not in a tux or has on shorts).
There is no casino so no one can hog or reserve a slot machine. There is no theatre
so no one can reserve a row. There are no elevators so no one will have a walker.
No kids under six ,ever. No liquor is allowed to be carried on board and this is a quite clear and highly enforced rule so no one can ask how to sneak it on. No keys to the room to lose, no sign and sail cards (after an hour the whole crew knows the name of all 65 or less passengers on board). No smoking below decks so no one can smoke in the one disco /lounge. They serve Bloody Mary's every morning (complementary) rum swizzles every evening(complementary) and red and white wine with dinner (complementary). There is only one suite on the ship and it has the only
TV VCR,queen size bed and mini fridge and guess whose room that is? Dinner seating is open seating so you do not have to ask the Maitre D for a table change and food is all you can eat (no worrying about asking for two entres). We leave May 24 and come back June 3. Two days on the beach in Tortola before and two days in St. Thomas after.
I'll let you know if we find anything to gripe about. If we do, it certainly won't be the run of the mill. Happy Cruising to all.
Oh yeah , Rick, you have to bring your own deck/beach towel (their towels stay in the room)so even I will do the finger thing to anyone who touches the towel since it is MINE.