Organizers of the Gripers Cruise can be seen on the cover of todays Daily News being
walked into the court house in NY in handcuffs. It seems that the cruise was organized by former CEO's of Tyco, World Com, Global Crossing, Enron and Imclone . Absconded funds were invested in all these organizations then taken out as stock options by the former executives. They were going to flee the country and live permanently on the new ResidenceSea with the Gripers money but were caught when one of the mistresses found out she was being left behind in favor of an ex wife who still had some money and called authorities.
In an update on other situations, despite the fun being had by Thomas, passengers have been rescued from Haiti and are on their way home in boats usually used by refugees seeking political freedom in the US . Many are expected to make it, some may be eaten by sharks.
Our TA has been dumped by Ossie Osborne and has moved in with rocker David Lee.
Brazilian authorities have detained the two Waitresses from Hooters who it turns out are only 14 years old.
Thomas and Rick were last seen at a Casino in Puerto Rico (one wearing a funny looking hat) and have won enough money to pay for all Gripers to go on Kuki's Biirthday cruise. Look for more information in the Cruisemates Cruise section.
PapaBill was last seen at a Gymboree class in a northern suburb of NYC watching a 3 year old play and holding a six week old baby who had just barfed on his shoulder. He was smiling and VERY happy.