Last month on Carnival Glory.....I was sitting in the Red Sail having lunch with my hubby, just looking around observing people when I noticed this very pretty lady in a bright pink bikini. She was older but looked pretty good for her age...long blond hair, in shape.
There was a really long line to the buffet, and she just very elegantly, delicately walked along, cutting in between people now and then, picking up food with her fingers, and eating it as she went! I couldn't believe it! And nobody seemed to notice or care, even the people she cut in front of! She would finish a bite, lick her fingers, and continue on looking for more interesting things to try.
Well, needless to say, I didn't eat in a buffet again for the remainder of the cruise! lol
Sounds like the lady on my cruise who was a former "dancer"-if you know what I mean. Very elegant looking until she threw her top to the sea on the party boat. lol Anyway, I can picture her doing what you described above.
And why is there always one lady who is grand in the upstairs department.? Do the cruise ships offer them great discounts to cruise then the DH's will want to cruise again? I think they also sell more take home videos when they are featured on the beach and party boat tours.
My dh wants to know why she is never on HIS ship......
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Ok - I'm going to run out and get myself one of those itsy-bitsy bikinis. My plan is diabolical - I'm overweight, overaged and my body had produced it's share of offspring (you get the visual!) I will put on my bikini and everyone at the buffet will run away in sheer disgust and I can "browse and sample" at will.
Great idea, eh! It will also ensure my fellow travellers will NOT gain weight during their cruise -because they will have no appetite - so it will be my own "Public Service" gesture. :o) I am truly a giver!!!! I will sacrifice myself for the greater good!
Ahh, so how would you all have felt if it was some fat ugly person doing the same thing?
Would it still be a laugh?
Discussing, why did no-one say something. Personally I would have, and for all you think of me, in scenarios like that I am not usually confrontational. But when someone is as ignorant as that I would. Say it at the time; itís your food they are contaminating.
I would like to see her try that stunt on a two day out of NYC. They would rip her up one side to the other. I saw them in action when a taxi driver didn't have room in his trunk for a couples luggage. On top of that, he came out of his car fastening up his pants. They told him to get back in his car and drive his @#$ right out of there. ! I would love to see that woman with that crowd. She better stay in the south where people are congenial. I think people are reserved on the Florida sailings compared to NY.
I being a small blonde myself would not have tollerated someone cutting infront of me and picking at food as they went along. Wearing a itsy bity or naked...that is just unapproriate. Like the one poster stated my children have enough class not to pick food unless it is going on their plate. Yuck!
I was sitting having lunch with my hubby, just looking around observing people when I noticed this very pretty lady in a bright pink bikini. She was older but looked pretty good for her age...long blond hair, in shape.
There was a really long line to the buffet, and she just very elegantly, delicately walked along, cutting in between people now and then, picking up food with her fingers, and eating it as she went!