Well, if you saw the thickness of my glasses you might believe I didn't see the signs
This reminds me of one of those "most embarrassing travel moments" I read or heard at some point. A North American woman decided to put aside her modesty and go to a spa in Germany. She came out of the locker room clutching her towel and hoping nobody would look at her only to find the attendant pointing at her and yelling at her in German. She was single out, of course, because she had skipped her pre-soak shower.
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by; John Masefield
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014, Regal 2014, 2016
Sail Windjammer: Mandalay 2017
Star Clippers: Royal Clipper 2015
The only thing I've found that I don't like about onboard pools is that they are one depth and one depth only..usually around 6 ft which is deeper than where I can touch (I'm only 5 ft 5). I hate having to hold onto the sides all the time and my son, who loves the water normally, avoided the pools on the last cruise for that same reason. He barely stands as tall as my shoulder and while he's an OK swimmer he sucks at treading water (as do I).