Embarkation Arrived at 11am and there were already 800+ people
waiting but there was absolutely no lines for check-in. We were
seated in a waiting area upstairs and at 11:15 they started by row
admitting people to the ship. It took a few minutes and we were
onboard. Simple, easy and painless.
We walked through the cavernous Royal promenade. The shops were
closed, but there were tables set up selling soda and wine packages
and excursions. We went to the Guest relations desk to deposit some
money on our account and waited in our first line. Then on to show
reservations. I had made mine in advance, which is highly
recommended, but I wanted to change a few things. They had six
people working with lines on both sides of the theatre, and a 30
minute wait to get serviced. The people working the reservation
computers were very nice, but not very knowledgeable about what was
going on. There was a special live TV broadcast scheduled for
Sunday night, and no one knew anything about when it would be
happening. There were plenty of seats for all performances of all
shows at
that point, but the shows were full at all performances so reserve
on line.
EMBARKATION LUNCH: Solarium We went up to the Solarium Bistro
for some healthy food and enjoyed it very much. Whoever said the
food on the Oasis is bad must be very picky because I loved
everything I tried. It was very crowded because it was embarkation
day, but we still found a table. They offered a vast array of
salads, fruit and vegetables, hot food, bread, desserts and sugar
free flavored water. I was able to thoroughly enjoy my food while
not packing on any extra pounds. The view was wonderful. The
restaurant is surrounded by the solarium, a sun-soaked area with
four hot tubs, a pool and lots of loungers.
TOURING THE SHIP We saw the Boardwalk area first. It was lovely.
I was glad not to have booked a Boardwalk balcony. It would have
been loud, hot and no fun at all. They had a slew of family-style
restaurants like Johnny Rockets, a seafood place and then at the
end, the amazing aqua theatre. When I looked up and saw the
grandeur of the place, it really was amazing. On the other end of
the ship was the Opus Theatre, where they were preparing for the
national broadcast of a scene from Hairsrpay to be telecast on the
Tony Awards, checked out the promenade, sat for a while in Central
Park, which was wonderful, and saw the windjammer buffet. Even
though we had just eaten, my skinny partner couldn't resist eating
more in the windjammer. There were plenty of seats, and despite the
bad reviews of the place, I thought everything was delicious. They
had an amazing calamari salad, Asian salad with pork, a salad bar,
lots of hot entrees that looked great, soups, but again, boring
desserts.
We went back to our cabin and unpacked, then went to the liquor
tasting, which was a dud. I was expecting scotch or something
decent but they were pouring some cream liquer that had no allure.
We got on the rising tide bar, had a great conversation with the
waiter and a member of the cruise entertainment staff and really
enjoyed a lichee martini as we went up and down. I expected a line
but we were the only ones on the lift as it rose and fell. After
that, we returned to the Windjammer for a really fantastic casual
dinner, healthy for me, and lots of naughty stuff for my partner.
Great food, really fresh, plenty of tables open, boring
desserts.
FIRST NIGHT OUT We first went to Jazz on 4, and it was empty. If
you like jazz music, you'll love it. They have a very good quartet,
but I like a singer and there was none. We left and went in search
of a singer and band. We tried Bolero, where a great latin band was
playing but it was way too smoky, so we went to Dazzles, where they
had a band supposedly playing Motown. They were from the
Phillipines and not that great, and not really playing Motown. It
was more 70's Bar Mitzvah disco. Again there were 4 people in the
place. We checked out Scooners where a piano player was to be
playing. He was OK and there was no one there. We went to the
Promenade and the pub and the On-Air karaoke place were showing the
basketball game and they both were packed and the areas outside of
them were packed. It was where everyone was. The café
on the promenade was busy, as was the pizza place, the only two
venues still serving food. There was a Starbucks (prices equal to
land prices, plus 15%). The ship's nearby coffee place also charged
but was cheaper and unlike Starbucks that charged for drinks and
food, at the coffee place the food was free.
OUR CABIN, 7th floor, 208 We had a balcony cabin. It was very
cozy. Not large but very functional and comfortable. The bathroom
at first seemed larger than most cruises I have been on and the
shower, while tight, seemed fine. However, upon taking a shower, I
realized there was not enough room to dry oneself or move much.
Given the girth of some of the passengers I saw onboard, I wondered
how they managed at all. The toilet is wedged in as well and
presents interesting but not insurmountable challenges.
There was a flat screen TV with many channels including CNN but
there really wasn't much to watch. There was a sofa, desk and
closet with shelves and plenty of hangars. There was a small safe,
NOT big enough for a computer or an ipad. The balcony had a table
and two chairs and was small but sufficient. I wanted a suite, but
honestly, to spend thousands of more dollars for some extra room
seems like a waste of money when the balcony cabin was just fine.
We peeked in on a grand suite and it was really not that big. I
would have been upset had I paid $8000 for that vs. $2200 for our
balcony.
WI-FI As with other cruises, a total rip off. They charged 65
cents a minute but offered packages up to 500 minutes for $150. The
cheapest was $35 for 100 minutes. I didn't use the service so I
have no idea if it was slow or fast. I was able to get signals on
my cell phone at all ports to check email.
The CASINO It is a smoking area and smells terrible. If you can
get past that issue and you like to gamble, then you will love it.
It's huge, has lots of slots and several tables, open all the time
on the sea. There are blackjack tournaments, slot tournaments,
lottos, bingo, etc. I donated $170 at the $10 minimum blackjack
table in about 20 minutes. I won't be going back. They have a
smoking area that is more crowded than the non-smoking area, but
both were relatively empty. The dealers were very nice and had I
won, I would have enjoyed it much more! You can use your card and
pay a 3% service charge for the money you lose.
PRICES Dewars on the rocks $6.25 + 15% service, around $7
Absolute and Cranberry $5.75 + service Cosmopolitan martini $9.25
plus 15%, $10.60 or so Gin and Tonic, $6.25+ Lichee Martini
special, $7.50, keep the glass Wine started around $7 per glass and
went up to $55 per glass, with bottles being much more. Beers
ranged from $5-7 per glass plus service. Drink of the day, $6.25
and you keep the glass Cupcakes $2.50 $24.95 Surf and turf ordered
in the dining room available every day $2.50, hot chocolate in the
café $3.85, hot chocolate at starbucks, including
service $135, cheapest wine package, includes five bottles of wine
drank at your own pace Great prices on alcohol in the duty free
shop Jewelry store offers high-end watches at very good prices
FITNESS CENTER Work out time was around 10am on the first sea
day. There was a lecture going on, very informative, about eating,
losing weight, being healthy, nutrition. It was great background to
my workout. The gym was packed. There were no lines for equipment,
especially the nautilus stuff, but the aerobic machines were
completely full. I had no problems doing my workout despite the
crowds. I never had to wait for anything despite the throngs of
people burning off their 1000 calories of desserts from the night
before. There are dozens of treadmills, elliptical machines,
bicycles with pilates machines, free weights and much more. Great
gym. The lecturer tried to sell the audience on doing a test for
$35 to indicate toxins in the body and also to buy the products
they sell to detoxify. I didn't try it. There were several for a
fee classes, including a cycling class for $15, a four-day
½ hour a day fitness boot camp for $120, Yoga for
$15, Pilates for $25. They were all early in the day, too early for
me. The instructors seemed knowledgeable but definitely weren't
interested in helping for free when I asked questions or for
assistance. One woman fitness instructor actually looked at her
watch as if to say "I don't have time for you" while I was asking a
question. Very off-putting. One other minor complaint
– the machines had interactive screens and when
using the elliptical I had to go through five machines to find one
with a screen that worked.
SPA We didn't use the spa but it looked very nice. They had
specials on port days, starting at $99 and up for packages. A hot
stone massage regularly was about $150 for 50 minutes. Everything
in the spa was excessively expensive but it looked busy. They have
a relaxation suite which is a sitting room, and three variations of
hot and sauna rooms. One time use is $30, and $99 for the week. A
lot of money for not much.
THE SOLARIUM ON the 15th deck forward is the adults only
solarium. For the most part the adults only restrictions are
adhered to. It is a partially open air, fully sunny area with
loungers, Jacuzzis, a cooling pool, and a second deck with more
loungers and a bar. The solarium was very nice, and since it was on
the front of the ship the view was spectacular. The Jacuzzis were
ALWAYS packed full (all four) and the cooling pool was usually
full. On sea days they were not somewhere I wanted to be, fighting
for a spot in a pool was not my idea of relaxation. However, if you
go after 5pm, the situation changes and there is no one there and
everything is empty. They are available 24 hours a day. The seating
consists of wire mesh loungers, and plenty of them, some padded
seats with ottomans, which went quickly until 5pm, and then seven
very nice padded wicker pods, that were never available. Upstairs
there were the wire mesh loungers and some padded loungers that
were in the sun, so you have to like being in the sunshine to enjoy
them. There were tables on the porch of the restaurant under a
flooring that were protected from sun and rain that were nice.
Generally this was my favorite lounging spot and with persistence,
a nice spot could always be found.
POOLS The pools are all found on Deck 15, and there is a special
area for kids with a circular lazy river pool, and several themed
pools. There are two main pools, very small and always packed full
and then four Jacuzzis in the pool area plus two cantilevered large
Jacuzzis near the solarium and two more in the solarium. There are
the wave riders that were very popular, and a small putting golf
area, a full sized basketball court and several pool bars scattered
around. There are a million loungers and half were always empty.
There is also a smoker's area on 15 with the nicest loungers on the
ship. Occasionally the aqua theatre pool was open for swimming as
well. On sea days the pools were completely packed and not inviting
at all.
The Viking Crown Lounge After the workout and another delicious
lunch at the Solarium, we found the Viking Crown Bar on the 17th
floor. It was completely empty, and there were beautiful sofas at
the big picture windows that looked out on the pool areas and the
sea. We sat there all afternoon, lounging on the super comfy
couches, reading. At 4pm a violin/piano duo started playing making
it that much more heavenly. It's the place to go to escape the
crowds and really unwind.
SOLARIUM BISTRO DINNER The daytime healthy buffet becomes a
night time restaurant with table cloths and stars. It was really
beautifully serene and completely empty. We had a reservation but
didn't really need one. The menu guarantees that nothing featured
is over 500 calories per plate. We started with a few appetizers,
Mexican shrimp, basically shrimp with a salsa, a really tasty
Barley risotto, and a nice scallop dish. The soup, a chicken
vegetable soup, was inedible, and the salad of fruit and endive was
good. Our main courses were the Chicken breast with a ragu of
vegetables and I had the bison steak. The chicken was boring and
not very tasty, but my bison was delicious. The sides were roasted
sweet potatoes, literally one slice of a potato, and a mango cole
slaw that was boring. The desserts were a highlight, selected from
a dessert bar. We had sugar free cookies (amazing), an almond
torte, also amazing, a fruit cup, which was nothing special, and a
apple bran muffin, that was good. The waiter was not very good, and
he seemed very disinterested in us and giving good service. We
canceled our second reservation there, favoring free choices
instead.
SOLARIUM BREAKFAST AND LUNCH The solarium features a large array
of fruits, cold and hot cereals, lots of stuff to put in oatmeal,
Turkey bacon, pancakes, grilled vegetables, yogurt confections,
prunes, figs, great breads and low-fat delicious muffins, juices,
amazing service and such friendly waiters. We waited about a second
for a table and breakfast was delightful. Our waiter was very
friendly, as everyone is, and the experience upstairs was great. I
ate like a king and barely ingested 500 calories. Lunch was equally
as good. The choices included lots of salads and salad bar fixings,
several hot entrees, always delicious and sugar free desserts. We
ate there every day.
Izumi We paid $10 per person, $5 of which would apply to our
dinner costs. Everything was ala carte with prices ranging from $2
for a bowl of soup to $23 to a five course sampling menu. I had
tuna sashimi appetizer for $6, and it was nice, but very plain,
just five thinly sliced pieces of tuna. We ordered the hot rock
dinner and it was quite bad. A very hot stone comes out with about
3 ounces of raw chicken which you place on the rock to cook. It was
very plain but came with three good sauces. It was barely an
appetizer for $8. I had the sashimi for my main course and it was
very small but very fresh and tasty. The dinner comes with free
endamame which was great. After the meal the waiter brought over an
after dinner cordial we thought he was offering us. We didn't want
it and declined, only to find out had we taken it, it would have
cost us $8 per glass. We didn't say anything but they really should
inform a guest that they will charge for something that appears to
be complimentary. It was overpriced for very little food.
WINDJAMMER BUFFET We only at there for dinner, but ate one lunch
there as well. It was always crowded but every single time we got a
seat by the window. And to dispel reviews that disparage the food,
we were thrilled with the huge variety and how delicious everything
was. At every dinner meal there were at least 10 different
entrée choices, lots of vegetable choices, salads
soup, carved meats. Only the desserts were a bit boring (which made
us happy!) but one night they had a banana cream chocolate pie that
was amazing. We loved the food, yes it is a buffet but there were
never lines for anything and it was so easy and relaxing to eat
there with a beautiful view of the ocean. I have been on Princess,
Norwegian, Crystal and Celebrity and this was easily the best
buffet in all aspects.
OASIS OF DREAMS SHOW Then we went to the Oasis of Dreams Aqua
Theatre show. We arrived 30 minutes early and the entire middle
section was packed already. We sat on the side and it was fine.
They have rows that alternate between comfortable lounge chairs and
very uncomfortable benches. We tried a bench in the center first,
but it was not comfy at all so we moved to a lounger on the side.
We ordered a few more drinks and waited. The place filled up and
the show began. I couldn't see much over the head of the person in
front of me, but much of the show was aerial or staged high above
the water, so it was OK. The show was fun, not really much
substance, just a lot of high diving and gymnastics, but the cast
was great, very fit, very good at what they did, and it was a nice
45 minute diversion. After, the crowd poured out into the Boardwalk
area and for the first time I felt the weight of so many people
upon me. But it was quickly over as the crowd dissipated.
HAIRSPRAY We were lucky enough to be on the ship the night the
cast of Hairspray was live on the Tony Awards. It was a lot of fun
being part of that and the show after, which started at 11pm was
very good. It was a 90-minute reader's digest version of the
Broadway show, but all the good songs were there. There were entire
sections that were redone for the shorter version, and for someone
who had never seen the Broadway show, it might be a bit confusing
as most of the book was gone and segues left out lots of
information, but the talent was excellent and the energy was great.
Only the guy playing Edna was sub-par. He wasn't funny at all and
every one of his lines landed flat.
COMEDY CLUB We saw two acts, Kivi something was the second act,
and he was truly hilarious. This guy is going to be a big star. His
set was easy, natural and achingly funny. The other guy was just
OK. The club is nice, small and fun to see comedy. Highly
recommended.
HAIRSPRAY CAST ROCK AND ROLL SHOW Six members of the Hairspray
cast performed a 35 minute set of tunes with a big band. If this
show is offered, don't miss it. They were incredible.
COME FLY WITH ME A cirque du soliel inspired show, completely
bizarre story that made no sense, but it didn't matter. The acts
and dancing was great. The cast, same as the other shows, was
fantastic, with songs, acrobatics that were amazing, flying through
the air, wonderful visuals made for a very entertaining show very
different from anything you would see on another cruise ship.
ICE SHOW Fantastic. I didn't know what to expect but it was
wonderful for all ages. The woman who does the improvisational sand
designs is incredible and worth going just to see her. The skaters
were first rate, with lots of triple axles, and beautiful costumes.
Not sure about the story, but they basically use the Hans Christian
Anderson stories to inspire costume and scenic ideas and then just
skate beautifully. There are solos and duos. The show lasts about
45 minutes and is really terrific.
DISCO PARTY The disco party was not something I thought I would
go to, but I was on the Royal Promenade and it started. It was
great fun. First they had two singers doing a set of disco tunes
and they were great, followed by several crew members and the
cruise director donning seventies gear dancing to the oldies. It
was so much fun. Don't miss it.
HEADLINER SHOW They had a five voice men's acapella group. Their
gimmick was that they created all the sounds we heard with their
voices. They were incredibly talented and amazingly versatile in
creating instrumental sounds with their voices. But despite their
talent their choice of material and their endless audience
participation activities grew tiresome fast. I don't go to see the
audience sing and carouse, I want the performers to dominate. I
realize many enjoy the participatory aspect, but I find it
amateurish and irritating.
LABADEE We got off the ship at about 10am and took a walk
around. There are lots of lovely beaches, three places to eat, lots
of activities, a fearsomely long zip line from the tip of a
mountain back to the beach. The island area is very disconnected
from the rest of Haiti and could have been anywhere. But it was
nice. We spent less than 20 minutes there and returned to the boat
where we had the entire place to ourselves. There were five people
in the gym, the Jacuzzis were empty – heaven!
The solarium Jacuzzis, always very busy, were empty, but the main
pools seemed busy, but not packed.
JAMAICA Terrible port - basically a shopping mall filled with
T-shirt and jewelry shops made specifically for the cruise lines.
There is a gated entrance into the city to keep the locals away.
There is a shopping street immediately outside the gate and it is
sketchy and a bit scary. Within 30 feet I was offered drugs, drug
paraphernalia. We went out for a minute and returned immediately to
the ship. This is a sad place, where the poverty of the island is
very apparent and the segregation of those on the ship from the
island people is obvious and uncomfortable. I have no idea why they
stop here. But the ship was empty again, although not nearly as
empty as in Labadee. I overheard many people talking about how bad
the port was.
COZUMEL My favorite port, or should I say, the only port that
seemed safe and had something to do. We took a $7 taxi ride to the
Forum Shops where we were able to use free internet. Then we
strolled along the main street filled with jewelry, watch, souvenir
and T-shirt shops, as well as many restaurants. Once done, we
taxied back and had lunch. It is a fun port and worth a visit. The
watch shops actually offer pretty good buys compared to buying full
price in the USA.