Confucius was a well known. ancient Chinese thinker, and philosopher. Over the years, no doubt we’ve all heard various “confuciusionisms”. But you’re less likely to have previously come across what Confucius said about cruising. So now I’ll enlighten you…
Confucius Say- Man found constantly standing at buffet going to get chewed out.
Confucius Say- Dumb man who falls on ship soon play with full deck.
Confucius Say- People who think ship cabins are huge are midgets.
Confucius Say- Married men who stare at woman in bikini then turn and look at wife need Martini (then ice pack).
Confucius Say- People who buy art at sea also think money grow on tree.
Confucius Say- Men who go on Cougar Cruises search for old news.
Confucius Say- Many crew have birthdays last day of cruise; why not, they have nothing to lose.
Confucius Say- Crew have name for people who don’t tip – lifeboats.
Confucius Say- People who order four entrees every night; soon too big to fit entrance.
Confucius Say- Spend a night in the casino looking for hot slot machine; you’ve usually spent a night.
Confucius Say- People who say they always get a free upgrade are people who always lie.
Confucius Say- People who lie always pay less.
Confucius Say- Women who dress very sexy for dinner often find dinner cut short.
Confucius Say – Man who dress very sexy for dinner often have time for two desserts.
Confucius Say – It takes 4 cruisers to change a light bulb. One to complain to Hotel Director; second to write letter to Cruise Line President to demand a full refund, third to complain for a week to the other three; fourth to remind the other 3 that light is out.
Confucius Say – It takes 1 cruise to become a cruise expert. It takes 2 cruises to become a complainer.
Confucius Say – Person who complains after cruise has always talked to “everyone” on the ship and they all agree.
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