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Confucius was a well known. ancient Chinese thinker, and philosopher. Over the years, no doubt we’ve all heard various “confuciusionisms”. But you’re less likely to have previously come across what Confucius said about cruising. So now I’ll enlighten you…
Confucius Say- Man found constantly standing at buffet going to get chewed out.
Confucius Say- Dumb man who falls on ship soon play with full deck.
Confucius Say- People who think ship cabins are huge are midgets.

Confucius Say- Married men who stare at woman in bikini then turn and look at wife need Martini (then ice pack).

Confucius Say- People who buy art at sea also think money grow on tree.
Confucius Say- Men who go on Cougar Cruises search for old news.
Confucius Say- Many crew have birthdays last day of cruise; why not, they have nothing to lose.
Confucius Say- Crew have name for people who don’t tip – lifeboats.
Confucius Say- People who order four entrees every night; soon too big to fit entrance.


Confucius Say- Spend a night in the casino looking for hot slot machine; you’ve usually spent a night.
Confucius Say- People who say they always get a free upgrade are people who always lie.
Confucius Say- People who lie always pay less.
Confucius Say- Women who dress very sexy for dinner often find dinner cut short.
Confucius Say – Man who dress very sexy for dinner often have time for two desserts.
Confucius Say – It takes 4 cruisers to change a light bulb. One to complain to Hotel Director; second to write letter to Cruise Line President to demand a full refund, third to complain for a week to the other three; fourth to remind the other 3 that light is out.
Confucius Say – It takes 1 cruise to become a cruise expert. It takes 2 cruises to become a complainer.


Confucius Say – Person who complains after cruise has always talked to “everyone” on the ship and they all agree.

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Comment from Paul Motter
Time September 8, 2010 at 8:02 am

Cruise Confucius say – “People who want refund for bad weather deserve a coconut to the head”

Comment from Paul Motter
Time September 8, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Cruise Confucious say – “he who overtips his room steward gets a thank note with a picture of his wife and kids in Indonesia on the last night”

Comment from Paul Motter
Time September 8, 2010 at 5:38 pm

Cruise Confucious say, “Cruise lines who advertise 1/2-off prices have doubled their brochure cruise fares”

Comment from Paul Motter
Time September 8, 2010 at 5:39 pm

Cruise Confucious say, “man who wears flip flops to dinner will enter but lose the belly-flop contest”

Comment from Paul Motter
Time September 8, 2010 at 5:40 pm

Cruise Confucious say, “woman who believes a thermal wrap will reduce her fat by six inches should thermal wrap her head.”

Comment from Paul Motter
Time September 8, 2010 at 5:42 pm

Cruise Confucious say, “man who calls bingo with enthusiasm will get drunk on one bottle of beer”

Comment from Tim Butler
Time September 9, 2010 at 1:49 am

Confucious says….Wee ones wearing diapers in hot tub soon wee.

Confucious says….those who try to do everything on a cruise ship gets off more tired then when he came on.

Confucious says…early to bed and early to rise gets the best Chase Lounger for the day.

Confucious says…The best cruise is always the one you are on right now.

Comment from Tim Butler
Time September 9, 2010 at 1:52 am

Confucious say….Man who eats 4 entree’s will soon have dickydoo disease. Belly will hang out further then… get the idea 🙂

Comment from Ron
Time September 9, 2010 at 7:13 pm

Confucius also say when you hear passenger say ” a crew member told me –” that mean passenger talked to busboy who is expert in running ship !

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