This is more a "diary" I kept rather than a review. We all have
our own opinions and I will let you make your own. I will say that
despite the shortcomings, we had a great time. Like everyone else
in this world, we adapt to our circumstances and do not let bad
things get us down. That does not mean those things did not happen
or that they should be excused though. This certainly isn't perfect
and all inclusive, but was what I chose to write at the time.
Day 1: In the morning we had breakfast at the motel. We
confirmed our arrangements to leave the car there and get Discount
Cruise Parking to pick us up at the motel and take us to the
terminal, along with a trip back upon our return. The cost for this
was $20. They took us right to the front of the Carnival Magic, who
arrived at the port early in the morning. We started toward the
entry area and found where to drop off our main bags and left them.
We continued walking and found a separate entry door
for VIP's that prevented us from having to go all the way to the
end. Inside this door was a trail with few people that led to the
room where VIP cruises are checked in. After a very easy check in
we were sent on our way, without having to wait in zones like
everyone else to get our picture taken for the card and sent to
board the ship. The whole process took about 30 minutes and we were
on board at 11:30.
We relaxed for a while before heading to the Lido deck for
lunch. There are several different varieties to choose from. The
same obnoxious people who stand in the walkway, stop for no reason,
cut in front of you, crowd you in line, take their sweet time, etc.
that are on every cruise were on this one. With 3700 people on the
ship, that can't be good. I eventually found somewhere to get a
salad, coleslaw, and chicken marsala to call lunch.
Elevators are typical of a Carnival ship. There is no logic to
where and when they stop. Everyone has caught on early to just get
on one and ride it out whether it is going the direction you want
to go or not. I've never seen a whole load of people who want to go
up get on an elevator that goes down and back up above the original
floor without anyone getting off until that point. This makes every
time you need to use the elevator a chore. Not easy to use the
stairs with everything so spaced out on the ship.
After lunch we were able to get into the room. There was a
bottle of wine along with a notice we would be getting drink and
photo coupons from Bon Voyage, courtesy of the casino. We also got
a plate of 6 double dipped chocolate covered strawberries from them
this afternoon. We spent the afternoon getting familiar with the
ship, particularly the casino. Being a new ship, this casino has
all newer slot machines, most of which require at least a quarter
to play. That should be interesting.
The room was the typical small inside cabin. The television
actually is more user friendly than before…it
shows exactly what channel is showing, and it is easy to check
menus, account charges and other information. The muster drill was
held in inside areas around the ship. We were in the main
theatre…they noted about 1,000 people were
meeting in that location. It is about time Carnival stepped up from
the lunacy of having it on the outside walking areas.
We went to dinner and after a short wait were led to our table.
We were presented our drink tickets (8!) and two $15 off photo
coupons at our table. I had a pasta dish for a starter and sweet
and sour shrimp for the entre. Chocolate melting cake for dessert.
We tried the "tofu steak" on the side…pretty
gross stuff. Spent the rest of the evening in the shops and casino.
I went to a Superstar Live karaoke type show (good) and the welcome
aboard show (bad) for about 10 minutes before calling it a
night.
Day 2: Went to the Lido deck for a lackluster breakfast. My
omelet was pretty good, but the powdered eggs and slimy bacon
wasn't worth much. Used some of the eggs and ham to make a sandwich
and went with that. Omelets take too long to
make…seems like the heating plates are not as
hot as they should be. The cook even seemed impatient, using the
time to do some other tasks behind the counter as they were
cooking…this resulted in burning my wife's
omelet. There were at least ten people waiting for an
omelet…my first experience of the long lines to
come. Relaxed a bit in the casino and went to work out in the gym
before lunch. They no longer use lockers with keys, but instead
have a bank of 16 lockers with cheap plastic knobs and light metal
mechanisms. Many of the lockers do not work properly, from the
plastic knobs being stripped to the metal catches being bent. One
three foot bench sits in front of the lockers that apparently is
supposed to serve 16 people. There are two nice large showers, but
otherwise, the locker room is insufficient for its needs. Carnival
has bigger locker rooms on smaller ships. Went to Cucina del
Capitano for lunch. They offer a free pasta bar for lunch. Very
good food, I had linguini with meat sauce, Italian sausage, and
chicken, and some lasagna that had roast beef for the meat. Relaxed
a while before going to the cabin crawl arranged by our Facebook
group. When we returned to the room, a bottle of wine and a plate
of double dipped chocolate covered strawberries were waiting for
us. Someone special sent these to us. Yummy! Shortly before dinner,
the gross "crepes" provided to Platinum guests were delivered. We
ate one piece of shrimp and two small pieces of bread, and some
unidentified fruit before throwing the rest away. What is it with
the raw fish anyway…if Carnival thinks that is
this popular a dish, they need to invest in a market study. Dinner
was a pasta dish for a starter and pork ribs for the
entrée. Went to the show of Marcus Monroe, a "comedy
juggler". So so.
Day 3: Went to the Lido for breakfast to find the same long
lines. Settled for another egg sandwich for breakfast. We spotted a
"steak and egg" that looked pretty good, but the steak was rarer
than rare. More good food in the trash if they can't cook it right.
Had my morning workout at the gym. We had lunch at the Oceanside
BBQ on the 5th deck. Another long line for an outdoor cookout that
sent smoke to all the balconies above it. I had small thick burgers
and soft chicken tacos. Many people tried to take up the small
seating area near the grille, some placing their garbage on the
table to "save" it. There are plenty of better places to eat inside
and on the other side of the ship though. Only thing close to drink
was soft and hard drinks for sale at the "temporary bar" they put
out there. I went to the one inside and got water. Seems like a
dumb place for a cookout…common sense says put
it on Lido. I went to the cruise group meet and mingle. This cruise
group was the best planned one I have ever been a part of, having
set up events on board and excursions on land. In mid afternoon, I
noticed less than 10 people in the burrito bar for the first time
and took advantage of that even if I wasn't hungry. Very nice
selection of items to put in the burrito. One strange thing is you
tell them of your choice of a wheat or jalapeno tortilla, and they
walk to an area behind them, grab a tortilla and put it in a bin,
apparently heating it up. This takes about a minute, so ten minutes
of every line of ten people is spent on this task alone. They fill
the tortilla with what you tell them, roll it up, and put it in a
plastic basket with tortilla chips. Would be nice to have some
queso there for them…oh well. Burrito was
delicious. There was a pretty sorry menu at the restaurant tonight
so we went to the Lido area for the first time for dinner.
Surprisingly few people were there – and they
apparently expected it, using only one main food serving area,
resulting in still another long, slow line. We went to the deli in
back and found few people and quick service. My Turkey on a Country
Roll sandwich was delicious as always. There is actually no show
tonight. They are having what appears to be some dance class with
the band and Carnival Magic Dancers, where "lucky contestants will
be chosen to have one on one training with a Carnival Magic Dancer
and to perform in our Carnival Legends Production". What a rip.
There will be a beach party at 10 on Lido.
Day 4 – Jamaica – Docking was delayed 2 hours due to
the wind. We shopped the pier shops including a few that were open
in the shopping center next to the pier. This is the first time we
have noticed anything open in this area. Only got a few drinks. We
had breakfast in the restaurant and I got an omelet and eggs
benedict without having to endure the lines. We went to the Burrito
Bar for lunch, the line being much shorter with everyone off the
ship. Couldn't find anything better than the gourmet burger in the
restaurant for dinner. I don't believe it was 8 oz as advertised,
and they forgot the guacamole. The show was a boring magician act,
although some of the stuff he did was pretty good. Magicians
nowadays put so much fluff, lights, and music in their shows very
little of what they do is actually a magic performance.
Day 5 – Skipped Port – The winds in Grand Cayman did
not allow safe operation of the tenders so the port authority
closed the port. They supposedly considered another area of the
island but decided not to do that either. They said that spending
the day at sea would allow us to arrive at Cozumel an hour
early…interesting math there. Oh well.
Breakfast in the buffet, waiting in line for an omelet. The guy was
fiddling with the plug and knobs on one burner, which apparently
had quit operating altogether. Still pretty slow getting these out.
I still think they are not heating properly. We had lunch in the
Lido deck – nothing special there. At dinner in
the restaurant, they put us in about the worst table available,
next to two food stands next to the side door in and out of the
restaurant. Very entertaining as we watched them drop our starter
lasagnas on the floor, requiring them to reorder. They also gave us
two different dessert menus. We both had filet mignon with contort
ribs, which was ok, though they indicated our order preference of
"well done" actually meant we wanted them "burnt throughout".
Great. The show was an initial performance of a bunch of 70's
music…a day early due to not stopping into the
port where the Motown guy was flying into. They moved that show to
tomorrow. The performance was pretty good and a lot went into the
stage sets and costumes. They had in interesting event in the 3rd
floor lobby. This is an atrium to the top where they put a snow
machine at the top. Turning this on sprayed "snow" in the air to
flow down to the bottom, creating a nice winter scene. This area is
one of the music areas provided that allow one to just relax, read,
or do nothing.
Day 6 – Cozumel – Ship arrived shortly after 9. We
didn't even fool with a real breakfast today, just getting some
French toast and waffles in the line by the pool. Got off the ship
for a couple of hours. They actually had some lounge chairs on a
sandy area where we could relax for a while on a make believe
beach. An area was set up for massages as well. We didn't take
advantage of them, but it was nice to see more than just the cruise
sponsored shops on the pier. We got a salad for lunch on Lido and
relaxed in the room for the afternoon. The restaurant has nothing
special so we skipped dressing up for formal night. I had a salad
and steak in Lido. The show for the night was the Motown one that
was supposed to be the night before. He was ok, but put a lot of
fluff in the show, wasting time bringing people on stage to "dance"
to whatever it was he was singing. Among the "Motown Classics" he
sang was Twisting the Night Away, Friends in Low Places, Sweet Home
Alabama, and Rocky Mountain High…what a joke.
He didn't have 45 minutes of Motown material for both shows
combined. The later one had a couple of different songs as
promised, but the same old BS wasting time he should have been
singing. Saw our first bit of seat saving stupidity when after we
took the time to go downstairs to the third row on the side, some
idiot laid down across the bench saying it was all saved. This kind
of crap is what happens when rules are not enforced. Carnival might
as well start including "seat saved" pages with the electronic
documents that we can all print off and use to save seats. It would
have saved us the effort going for them this time. In between the
shows, I went to the comedy club for a little R-rated comedy
– the guy was a riot.
Day 7 – Sea Day – Breakfast in Lido with powdered
eggs, bacon and sausage which I made a sandwich with. There was
also a small dish labeled "Eggs, sausage, and fries" that was
mostly made up of onions with some fries and barely any sausage and
egg. They seem to be trying to invent different varieties of Eggs
Benedict, using raw fish, rare steak, and now sausage, failing
miserably. Room steward did not bother to clean our room this
morning. We called about it and someone showed up about 3 pm
claiming they would do it now…unfortunately we
had all our clothes out packing, and could not allow it at that
time. They did do the evening cleaning, but skipping the morning
one when they usually provide the customs forms and disembarkment
information meant we did not have it and had to go searching on the
third floor to get it. Wanting to try the Wok dishes at least once
this week, I went about 2:10 to find about 10 people in line in
front of me. It took almost an hour to serve them and me. Lines
were so slow people were snacking on the vegetables directly from
the dishes in the line. Some of us got enough for two people so our
family members would not have to endure the line. (This does not
take additional time to cook in the wok). They were trying to put
the food in two small bowls from the pan. They had no large trays
that would have been perfect for the task, and of course there were
none at the beginning of the wok lines. Some people went clear to
the back of the ship where some were located and brought them back
for several of us to use. Lines at this station were long all week.
We went to dinner in the restaurant where I had frog legs and the
Bacon Mac & Cheese…ho hum. We spent the
rest of the time at the comedy club and the casino before calling
it a night. Breakfast starts at 5am with Priority disembarkment
scheduled for 7:45. They are kicking us off the ship earlier and
earlier every time.
Day 8 – Kicked off the Ship – Shorter lines in Lido
allowed me to get an omlet today. Add a little sausage and potatos
and our final meal on the ship is done. Went back to the room and
relaxed until 7:00 when we went to the restaurant to be escorted to
the luggage area with other Platinum guests. As it was expected to
happen at 7:45, I started to boot up my computer to kill some time.
Soon everyone was getting up to leave. We heard no announcement
about what was going on, so we followed the group assuming it was
the Platinum cruisers that were leaving. Turned out this was the
self assist group that was walking off. No luggage was yet placed
in their areas, and we would have to wait off to the side before it
is available. This occurred at around 8:00 am. So now we see why
they do not normally let us off the ship until a certain time, and
why you must carry ALL your luggage to self assist. It was
interesting seeing the luggage being brought in and unloaded by
staff and the porters. I always thought the porters were just a
bunch of money grubbing bums preying on their catch. The wife went
to get our pieces of luggage while I guarded those we carried off
the ship and went to meet the wizard. He briefly looked over our
passports and the customs form and sent up on our way. We had a
short wait for the van from Discount Cruise Parking who loaded up
the luggage and dropped us off at the Hotel.
Notes:
The theatre is no bigger than the ones used for smaller ships.
This makes it difficult to get ANY seat, much less a good one,
unless you get there at least 30 minutes early. This is aggravated
by holding bingo games before every show, as they do not clear out
the theatre after the game to allow fair game at the seats.
I bet 90% of the announcements on the ship go unheard as you
generally cannot hear them in the rooms. There should be a way to
hear them directly in the room, either by a switch allow guests to
turn on the speakers in the room or on one of the tv channels. As
is, the only reason to make announcements that few hear are to
cover their butts, so they can say they made them if something bad
happens.
There seem to be the exact same number of elevators on this ship
as there are on smaller ships, making it difficult to move the
increased number of people. It was also noticed not all elevators
were usable for whatever reason, by the big "X" noted on the
display quite frequently. As usual, they do not stop on all floors
where the buttons have been pushed, and full elevators seemingly
stop on every floor only to have waiting guests run to an opening
elevator and unable to get on. It would also seem that the banks of
elevators that have an adjacent bank of atrium elevators could be
linked together on the same buttons instead of guests having to
push both. Carnival should seek the advice of large business owners
who depend on having people where they need to be efficiently to
make a profit to retrofit these elevators.
Lines for the omletes, burritos, and wok are excessive for the
area they are in. These lines block access across the ship and to
other food areas.
An outdoor barbeque on the 5th floor on the side of the ship
with smoke going up the ship in the path of a bunch of balconies???
Yeah, that was a great idea. (NOT!)