Reminds me of the US airline announcement a few years back which announced that "in the event of landing on water, the seat cushions could be used as flotation devices, and if used as such could be kept as a souvenir of your flight". You gotta love some people's sense of humor.
Personally I would prefer to see the life jackets replaced with parachutes
On a more setious note, I wonder if Jazz is heading the way of fellow Canadian airline Zoom who suspended operations last night due to the escalating fuel costs. http://www.flyzoom.com/
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