You certainly can't beat Silversea for comfort. Look at that stateroom. And yuo can get your butler to deliver dinner to you and dine right at your private table. I am very glad to see they have upgraded their television sets as well. Plus that nice stereo.
That bottle of champagne will be freshly iced every day and night - until you tell your room steward you don't drink and do something else with it. But I'll bet that box of chocolates doesn't last long.
Sometimes life is GOOD - enjoy it! Any rooky comedian who can get up on stage for the first time and do 3 minutes of their own comedy deserves it.