Henry - just the the Floridians a favor and don't talk about how much better things are in NYC. When I lived in Central FL that was the local's greatest complaint.
Two local sayings:
If Y HEART NY - Y DON'T U GO HOME
When I get old I'm going to move to Kentucky and drive slow with my turn signal on
A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014