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Old January 4th, 2011, 07:55 PM
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My wife thinks I would be more attractive if instead of learning French, I learned to speak English with an Italian accent.
I am finding you to be funnier all the time. Have you considered a career in show business? maybe a cruise director?

We used to call that "fake Italian" - back when we romanced the ladies with our wits instead of our credit cards. (because we couldn't afford credit cards)

Actually, fake French is far sexier than fake Italian. Most Americans who try to fake Italian end up sounding like James Gandolfini. But with fake French you become Pepe Le Pew. (and who can resist a kitty-cat loving skunk - "le mew? Le mew?")
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