Originally Posted by Phil&Liz
From Johns blog:
You have been wandering the Carnival Magic
for 15 minutes trying to find the RedFrog Pub and realize you are never going to find it without asking for help. Does he say?
1. I am a man. I am not programmed to ask for help. Let’s keep wandering the ship for another 15 minutes because maybe we will find it
2. I am not wrong. I know exactly where I am going. I know this ship like the back of my hand. Oh……..hold on……….why are we in the galley?
3. Darling you look gorgeous in that dress and your arse seems to be getting smaller as we walk. Tell you what, you go buy yourself a ring from the gift shops while I ask that large white arsed cruise director for directions to the RedFrog………..mmmm….….I love you to darling.
Actually, he should say..OK Love, we will do it your way now