This is sort of cruise related...and happened last week heading to the Phrolic...where we did embark on a cruise on Phrolic - Day 2.
We passed through security at Sarasota Airport...only to have ME pulled aside to have my carry-on rescanned. There I was, busted for contaband....a concealed weapon! In a VERY LOUD VOICE the security gal yelled... " It's only an
ICE CREAM SCOOP"!!! All 10,000 people(or so it seemed) behind me roared. I started babbling something incoherant about "party, hostess, lemon ice, extra scoop". Mgram