We leave tomorrow for California to pick up the Summit in Ensenada on Friday for the crossing to Hawaii. Since all of you who are (formally) getting lei'd will arrive as we leave, I wanted to let you know that we'll be preparing the ship for you.
--I have all your room numbers and will see that your doors are epoxied shut before we disembark.
--I will tell all your stewards and waiters that I know you personally and that you are lousy tippers.
--I'll make sure the cruise staff is aware of your perverse natures, and warn them against letting more than three of you congregate in any one place.
--I'll pre-order a $1,000 bottle of wine in the Normandie for Pamda (I said order, not pay for). You'll love it Pam, and what's a few bucks in the face of a great dining and drinking experience?
--And I'll be sure the staff knows that anyone wearing horns should be deemed to be horny.
Have a nice cruise, people! I know we will. We'll wave at you in Honolulu.
Location: Greater Tampa Bay area (south of the BIG BRIDGE!)
Re: Getting Summit in Shape
Now that is what I call HATE MAIL taken to the highest power!!!!!! Good job AR....but the problem is that you are NOT one of us LANDLOCKED and we now need to include YOU in OUR HATE MAIL!!!!!!!!! Bon Voyage.......I suppose.